Archive for the 'Quote of the Day' Category

At Least I’m Not a BIG Snob

scrappybadger January 29th, 2008

Yeah, so I know it is a cliche for an English teacher (of any variety) to make fun of language foibles, but some of them are too good to pass up. I got this in my email today, and all I can say is that if they get increased presents then I want more presents too!

“We will increase the presents of a [technical support] staff members in these
buildings during this time.”

I really shouldn’t scoff, though, because I sometimes confuse incidents and incidence.

Quote of the Day

scrappybadger January 8th, 2008

I have two favorite quotes today.

Piig upon hearing yet another erectile dysfunction commercial:

“I am so tired of hearing about their limpy-ass dicks!”

Earlier in the day when I asked if she had a tissue:

“A clean one?”

How to Make My Morning a Little Brighter

scrappybadger June 21st, 2007

Piig upon seeing a “Baby on Board” sign in an SUV during our morning commute:

“There’s nothing special about you because you had a baby. It just means you don’t know how to use birth control.”

I know how to pick ‘em.